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Pain In The Mouth

Marketing for Orthodontists and Oral Surgeons

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Introducing SWAG as an Experience

The first cookbook created specifically for oral health patients

And we customize them for your practice.


  • pain in the mouth cookbook cover
  • pain in the mouth cookbook customized page 1
  • pain in the mouth cookbook customized page 2
  • pain in the mouth cookbook smoothies page 1
  • pain in the mouth cookbook smoothies page 2
  • pain in the mouth cookbook shakes page 1
  • pain in the mouth cookbook shakes page 2
  • pain in the mouth cookbook soups page 1
  • pain in the mouth cookbook soups page 2
  • pain in the mouth cookbook ice creams page 1
  • pain in the mouth cookbook ice creams page 2

FOR a change, you get to say “yes!”

Your patients hear a lot of NO’s from you. No’s that take the joy out of eating: new chewy, no sticky, no crunchy.

For a change, you can encourage satisfying eating even when their mouth is sore. For a change, you can say “Yes!”

Yes to:

  • Mouth watering recipes
  • Satisfied patients
  • A customized patient giveaway that gets constant use and talk-value
The Pain In The Mouth Cookbook

Well-fed patients = Happy patients = Improved business

For your patients, dental work can feel like something they have to “get through.” So, why not give
them something that actually makes their experience better (and gives you tons of street cred)?

Get patients! Patients that are…

  • Talking to their friends about you.
  • Receiving more value than a typical SWAG giveaway.
  • Engaging positively with your brand and your custom cookbook daily.
The Pain in the Mouth Cookbook with green juice.

Just 3 easy steps to get started:

Here’s how it works


  1. Pick a plan
    You can buy a la carte or become a Member.
  2. Customize your cookbooks
    Pages 2, 3, and the back cover are yours to customize.
  3. Give them to patients
    The earlier in the treatment cycle, the better.

How much is it and what do you get?

A la carte
$500 one-time office setup fee
$0 per month
$
5 each
  • Customized for your practice
  • Automatic shipments
Get Started
Membership
$500 one-time office setup fee
$75 per month
$
4 each
  • Customized for your practice
  • Automatic shipments
  • Exclusive territory
Get Started

We are so grateful for our customers…

And they are grateful for these business-changing cookbooks. (A unique value to you and your patients.)

These practices are gifting The Pain In The Mouth Cookbook to their
patients. And they are seeing the difference in their own bottom line.

More word of mouth, more referrals, more happy people.

Dr Anderson Orthodontist Utah

Brian Anderson, DDS

Foothill Orthodontic Specialists — Salt Lake City, UT

“It communicates a level of empathy beyond the typical ‘have faith in your body’s ability to adapt, it’s miraculous, and you’ll get the hang of it.'”

    Dr Hoang General Practice Dentist Minnesota

    Dan Hoang, DDS

    Sweet Tooth Dentistry — Andover, MN

    “I see this as a way to make our patients feel proud to come into my practice.”

      Dr Groth Orthodontist Michigan

      Christian G. Groth, DDS, MS

      TDR Orthodontics — Detroit, MI

      “When a patient takes a picture of it and sends it to friends, that’s the best marketing you can ever have.”

        What our patients are saying

        Here’s what a few patients have to say about The Pain in the Mouth Cookbook.

        “I crush a Pinkman after every appointment.

        Thanks, Dr. S. for doing the opposite of bringing the pain, whatever that is”

        Justine M

        Justine M.

        Student
        ★★★★★

        “That Pina Colada Ice Cream is my jam. It’s like I look forward to my ortho appointments now?” Thanks, Mint!

        Alex R.

        Alex R.

        Publisher
        ★★★★★

        Dr. Sudit! I’m hooked on the Broccoli “Cheese” Soup. My teeth are legit less sore after one spoonful.”

        Sam G.

        Sam G.

        Consultant
        ★★★★★

        A little about us

        We have the perfect mix of experience to create the Pain in the Mouth cookbook.

        We started with a foundation of schoolyard friendship. Fast forward 30 years, and we are both entrepreneurs.

        Lenny is a health and wellness expert with a background in finance and marketing. Geoff is an orthodontist with one of the fastest growing practices in the country.

        With Lenny’s mastery of the culinary arts and Geoff’s deep understanding of the oral health industry, The Pain in the Mouth Cookbook was born. Check out our other businesses, Mint Orthodontics and LifeIsNoYoke.

        Take the pain out of your word-of-mouth game. Get Started

        Pain In The Mouth

        Contact us at hello@paininthemouth.com

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